I’m older.

I’m older: I turn 28 today.

Aside: When you walk do you shuffle your feet when you could just as easily pick them up like a normal human?
When you stir you tea/coffee do you bang and clang your spoon against the walls of the mug?

You are? Then I’ve got no time for you.

Aside 2: Our office is 78 degrees Fahrenheit or 25.5555556 degrees Celsius.